I don't know, I don't want to pay for an extra dimension we're not going to use.

1. Funny Futurama Quotes
2. Futurama Opening Quotes
3. Futurama Quotes With Blackjack And Poker
4. Futurama Quotes With Blackjack And Three

Futurama The adventures of a late-20th-century New York City pizza delivery boy, Philip J. Fry, who, after being unwittingly cryogenically frozen for one thousand years, finds employment at Planet Express, an interplanetary delivery company in the retro-futuristic.

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The Futurama Search Engine - Create Memes and GIFs. Morbotron has almost a million Futurama screencaps so search now or I will destroy you! Futurama quotes,Futurama, author, authors, writer, writers, people, famous people. My Account Help: Add the 'Dynamic Daily Quotation' to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!”.

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What up?

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Ah, to be young again. And also a robot.

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That's not an astronaut, that's a TV comedian. And he just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

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Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.

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Leela: Ugh, who buys this trash?
Bender: Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

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Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.

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Leela: Alright, if everyone's stopped being stupid...
Fry: I had more but go ahead.

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Farnsworth: As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it air during the Super Bowl.
Everyone: Wow
Farnsworth: Not on the same channel of course.

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Planet Express; Our crew is replaceable. Your package isn't.

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Fry: I'm never going to get used to the 31st century. Caffinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
Leela: Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.

Character:

Bender

Episode:

Futurama Season 1 Episode 2: 'The Series Has Landed'

Show:

Futurama

Related Quotes:

Bender Quotes, Futurama Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, Futurama Quotes

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Eric Hochberger

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Futurama Opening Quotes

Futurama Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Futurama Quotes With Blackjack And Poker

(singing) Well, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!

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Leela: So, Fry. Was the moon everything you imagined it would be?
Fry: Eh. Close enough.

Futurama Quotes With Blackjack And Three

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